Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me....– Dale Doback. Step Brothers
Do you miss me?
…If I know who you are then… yeah, I probably do. Ask me anything
LMFAO- Yes. My fucking theme song right now.
Sinatra's rules for getting dressed. →
Dear Coke Talk: On more fun sized advice. →
How do you tell a flirt from one who actually likes you? If she licks your balls, she actually likes you. I masturbate everyday. Is that too much? No. When’s the best time to make a move? The second before you start wondering whether you should. sex now or later? Now. Coke or…
I'm gona dress up super cute today. Just Becoz.
why cant things be like they were?
I realized I couldn’t mess around forever. I had to grow up and move on.. meet new people, live in new places, learn new things. Going back to the way things used to be just isn’t realistic. Once you’ve learned to walk, you don’t continue to crawl. Ask me anything
On how to beat an xbox.
scouttt: dearcoketalk: How does a girl compete with the XBox 360? My boyfriend ignores me all the time. We get home from work and he immediately heads for the couch and stays on it long after I go to bed. We had a daughter about 2 years ago, so in the beginning my libido was none existent, but that’s changed. I’m back in my size 2 jeans, you can barley see any stretch marks and I’m not...
"Ladies, you need to understand that as long as...
dirtylittlestylewhore: iheartradeosuicide ‘nuff said.